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oh nooooooooo!!!! Do not underestimate how big of a deal this is. This is John Kerry windsurfing X100!!!!!!!!!! Why in the Hell would his handlers ever agree to this. I mean obviously there are bowlers, and then there are those of us who go to birthday parties or fun bowling nights once every 2 or 3 years and have some semblance of normal human coordination. And even among those in the latter category we know there are respectability lines we have to cross. You get a 100 - no one can tease you, you are instantly respectable. Even 85 or 90 at least gets you into the realm of functioning human being. But there is always that guy in any circle of friends (we call him david) who is the worlds most horrible bowler and gets like 65 or 70. But never, never, ever, in all my days have I seen anyone over the age of 5 and with the correct number of chromosomes score under 55 points in bowling. This is insane. And honestly, I thought America could overlook his freakishly small hands that I saw in early debates and tried to ignore, but now… a 37 in bowling???? Why didn’t he just ask for the bumpers to be put up and bowl between his legs? I’m trying to see the frame by frame scoring online.. was it literally 3-4 pins per frame, or did he have some respectable frames separated by long dry spells of gutter balls?Sen. Obama bowled a 37 — yes, a 37 — on Saturday night in Altoona, Pa.
Is that even possible?
I’d like a president who even I could beat in bowling.
“A President who I could beat in bowling” is the new “A President I could sit down and have a beer with.
Maybe this was what Hillary was holding out for, where even Obama voters say.. you know what, on second thought… superdelegates should do what they think is best…
